So like one day John Lennon was like sittin on his sofa strummin on his guitar and shit writing the next single, it was gonna be biblical if only he could get someinspiration and like Paul Mc- whatever I can’t spell his last name was sat right beside him. Like they were fuckin even tho they was both blokes, I mean rkid said it’s okay so it must be. Anyways they were sat there and Pauls like “Thats a mega tune is it about yer bird” and Johns like “Yer me bird” and that’s okay coz my rkid writes songs about me too. So John like puts his guitar down and is like “suck me off” a and like pauls like “oh shit yer fuckin huge”and lennos like “yeah man what u expect” and they start kissing and all that sort of gay shit “paul yer so fuckin fit” and pauls like rubbing his bollocks goin “ohhh” like a bird and he starts suckin him off and he cums and thats howlennon wrote yeasterday the end if you dont like it dont read it
comments:
miserablie67: First of all Lennon didn’t write *Yesterday you twat, second this is the worst fanfiction I’ve ever seen in my life. And no I don’t write songs about you, I’m not gay, unlike you.
  realnortherner replied: get off the computer noel I know you use it to watch gay porn and look at pictures of me
   miserablie67 replied: shut it
    realnortherner relpied: make me
    miserablie67 replied: I will
      xXboneheadXx replied: You know we can read your comments.
realnortherner: noel how do you delete comments?
  miserablie67 replied: it’s your blog you do it!
   realnortherner replied: I dunno
sweetas420: lol
cokney69: you guys are all gay!!!
cokney69: why am I on here anyways??????
cokney69: anyone fancy a drink??????????
cokney69: hello!!!!!!!!!
cokney69: fuck you guys >:(
  realnortherner replied: im up for a drink
   cokney69 replied: Yeah man!!!
   miserablie67 replied: We have a gig tomorrow, Liam should rest his voice, so he ain’t going.
    realnortherner replied: i can do what I want u aint me dad
      xXboneheadXx replied: hey pick me up Alan, I’m good to go!
      miserablie67 replied: are you guys mental? You all should be in bed. Liam has to rest his voice. Go without him.
       realnortherner replied: fuck off noel ima get extra pissed just for u
        sweetas420: :0
         xXboneheadXx replied: Coming Guigs?
          cokney69 replied: So who’s going? I can only fit four in my sports car.
           realnortherner replied: you drive a puffs car
            cokney69 replied: At least I drive!!!!!!
             sweetas420 replied: rofl
xXboneheadXx: Liam pick up your phone!
  miserablie67 replied: I hope your not thinking of taking rkid out
   xXboneheadXx replied: c'mon Noel, I’ll have him home by three!
    realnortherner replied: you dont need perission pick me up bone
    miserablie67 replied: learn how to spell and yes they need permission
     realnortherner replied: cmon ill be good
      miserablie67 replied: everytime you lot go out it’s a disater go to bed
        realnortherner replied : isnt ur missus on holiday? can i go over to ur place instead ;)
        miserablie67 replied: yeah to sleep
          realnortherner replied: ya sleep u always say that then ur all over me
           miserablie67 replied: just come over before I change my mind
            xXboneheadXx replied: Um we can still read comments…..
             sweetas420 replied: XD
cokney69: Sorry I was on the phone!!! So who’s coming????
cokney69: Holy Fuck!!!
cokney69: Helllooo???!!!!
cokney69: Why the fuck is Laim writing this shit??
  miserablie67 replied: Yeah I’m surprised he can write at all lol
   sweetas420 replied: burn
    realnortherner replied: fuck u guys im practicing writing it was u anyway noel who told me to write
     miserablie67 replied: Yeah songs not mental Beatles porn!
      realnortherner replied: u know yer mad fer it ;)
cokney69: DELETE THIS!!!!!
cokney69: WHAT THE FUCK
 sweetas420 replied: lol