Tender

“What do mean you don’t want any kids?” Liam said a little too loud.
“We’d be great parents.”
“I don’t want any kids, first you have to get married..” Noel trailed off looking at the interviewer who looked a bit bewildered.
“Who says I’m marryin’ you?”
The man interviewing them gave another raised eyebrow and coughed loudly.
“Maybe we need a break?” he said getting up to stretch. “I’ll finish interviewing you, Noel, alone later,” and he walked out looking back at Liam oddly.
“What the fuck are you doin’ you knobhead? This my interview,” Noel began.
“My, my, my, what’s mine is mine too, half ‘n half we’re..”
“Brothers, half 'n half is for married couples you idiot!”
“I told you I ain’t marryin’ you..”
“Don’t you see how you sound?”
“Huh?”
“What this,” Noel said quieting down. “What this must look like?”
“What you on about,” Liam said putting his arm around Noel’s waist scooting the smaller brother to him.
“The man meant havin’ kids with our birds, not each other,” and he tried halfheartedly to squirm away from Liam. “Also who the fuck wants to marry you, you slut.”
“What you think I’d leave you home alone with the babies?” Liam said scratching his head.
“Shut up, why is this even a conversation?” Noel said laughing a nervously. “As if I’d be a stay at home wife, that’s your job, you’re the woman.”
“I could have you anytime I want, I just let you think you dominate..”
“What’s that?” Noel said finally free from Liam’s grasp. “You let me think? Who the fuck is the one on top? Who’s the big brother? Hmm? Who?” he added punching Liam lightly in the ribs. “C'mon say it. Who’s your big brother.”
“You are..” he muttered.
“Huh?” he punched him a bit harder.
“You’re the big brother, you fuckin’ cunt,” Liam said smiling.
“If we had some babies you think they’d get your eyebrows?”
“Shut up Liam.”
“I think they’d be right beautiful, a bit hairy maybe .”
“When will you shut up? We’re not havin’ babies!”
“Can we at least pretend we’re gonna make 'em?”
“Liam..”
“If we got married what would be our first dance song? Summat from the Beatles or Slade?”
“Just shut up he’s comin’ back.”